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Harry Bardic, Esq. > Rise of the Machines  9 October 2006 12:39:11
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Harry Bardic 9 October 2006 12:39:11
A few days ago one Russian chap I work with told me a story about his colleagues who had decided to test an anti-fire pump in a hangar.

Well, they shut the doors and started fixing the pump.

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Of course, they changed anfreeze, oiled the gears, replugged, etc. And finally, of course, they decided to make a test. Ok, guys, we'll turn her on for a minute, and then everything will be clear. And rolled the plane outta hangar.

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They began to pull the starter. Pulled once, and twice, thrice... ... ... ... and she started.

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OK, chaps, she works allright! let's turn her off! But turn off she wouldn't.

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Everybody started running and shouting: "That's bloody shampoo is getting into my eyes! Head&Shoulders, dammit. What a funny surprise!" They tried to get out - but the door was locked. So they climbed up the ladder. And the ladder was pretty tall for to have a better look on the plane.

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But the shampoo deluge was making it lower and lower

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and soon it totally disappeared

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What should they do? Surely they called for help over the walkie-talkie, as it is streaming with shampoo, and no end is foreseen, until there is some water on planet Earth

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Shorthly afterwards the help arrived. The hangar's doors were torn apart, and the foam started to settle down

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But the summer breeze started to spread the fume all over the base, thus giving the story a new turn

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Chief Mechanic, who had parked his car with windows open, was the luckiest one...

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but it's here, where another story begins ...

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